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20. Memorandum Joke|
When you are forced to write a memorandum for a professor at the end of a semester, ex:
You (On Paper):
Whatever I know I look good
21. Small child joke:
When the parent of a small child tells an anecdotal story describing the child's cute and sheltered understanding of the world, ex:
Someone: He thinks the hostess at Zio's is named Zio.
You: That couldn't be further from the truth.
22. Bring it joke
When among a group of people that are slowly beginning to become motivated and inspired about the prospect of doing something, in order to kill this mood:
You (leaning forward quickly): Let's so bring it.
23. Favorite Movie Joke
Someone: What's your favorite movie?
You: The Kings of Comedy
24. Favorite TV Show Joke
Someone: What's your favorite TV show?
You: Deal or No Deal
25. Favorite Book Joke:
Someone: What's your favorite book?
You: Oh, there's this one book about the Kansas City Chiefs...
26. Seasons joke
Someone: Whew...it's pretty chilly out, isn't it?
You: Yes. Soon it will be winter, and then spring, and after that summer, and then fall. After that a year will have passed.
27. Jesus Joke:
When someone who has previously declared their Christianity mentions Jesus in group conversation:
You: Oh, I was just thinking about Jesus a few days ago.
This is sufficient as a joke. If persons asks you to follow up, shrug your shoulders.
28. Speed joke:
While staring at a single woman as she passes you in public, pretending to speak on your cell phone:
You: Yeah, I know...SPEED.
29. Hand joke
When someone assumes you will grant them a small favor, ex:
Cashier: And a dollar five's your change. Oh, you know what, we're out of nickles; I'm sorry (smiles).
You: Don't force my hand.
30. Pet joke:
If someone describes the old age of their pet, ex:
Someone: Yeah, she's thirteen.
You: Do you think it's ever gonna die.
31. Classroom joke:
At the beginning of a semester, when asked to tell the class something about you:
You: My name's _______ _______, and I just want everyone to know that this semester, I plan on leaving everything in the classroom.